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Dover folk among most discerning porn viewers in country

While unlikely to trouble exam league tables, Dover has been named 14th in the country for number of pages viewed in a spank session by leading smutmongers, PornHub.

Contrary to the observations of most, filthy Dovorians aren’t willing to bust a nut over any old grot but viewed, on average, a staggering 7.31 videos before finally succumbing and chucking it into a sock. They were just edged out of the top spot of the UK’s most enduring onanists, Ware, with 7.51 pages per Barclay’s.

In unrelated news, stats released by TV Licensing reveal that there are only 5 black and white television sets active in the Dover area.  Presumably because everyone prefers to tickle the pickle in glorious technicolour.

 

 

 

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