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Flaming Ford in County Hotel car park treated as suspicious

Police and firefighters were left with an uneasy feeling this morning after attending the blaze on Townwall Street.

When questioned about the conflagration, officers would only say “Hmmm, there’s something just not quite right about this one…”.

Firefighters briefly attempted to douse the inferno with a couple of bottles of Buxton and a Lucozade Sport they’d found in the cab.

Witnesses to the fire reported that the car was complaining of being “a little bit parky” mere moments before combustion occurred, and police are yet to rule out suicide.

This latest inferno takes the number of immolated vehicles up to 3414 this week. ┬áBut still…there’s something about this one in particular that doesn’t sit right with investigators.

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