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IMMIGEDDON: They’re Coming!

That was the warning from local racists this week, as the embargo on Romanian and Bulgarian immigrants was lifted.

According to local sources, up to the entire population of both nations is expected to reach our shores in the coming weeks. Mostly by banana boat or something.

One man, who will only agree to be identified by the moniker “englund 4 da inglish” said something, but it was completely ridiculous so this reporter didn’t bother to write it down.

Eagle-eyed readers have reported a number of coaches entering the country from the continent, but when pressed admitted that most of them said “Shearings” on the side.

More on this story as it develops.

 

 

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