THERE WAS A VAN

A VAN WAS SEEN. IT WAS BLUE. AND DRIVING FAST.

IT HAD POLICE CARS WITH IT. 3 OF THEM. AND THEY WERE DRIVING FAST TOO.

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WAS IN THE VAN BUT WE CAN ONLY ASSUME IT WAS BOMBS.

PEOPLE ON TWITTER SAID “LOL VAN #BLUE #YOLO #COCKO #VAN” AND “I SAW A VAN”.

IT WAS DRIVING TOO FAST TO TAKE A PHOTO OF IT, SO HERE’S AN ARTIST’S IMPRESSION.

DID YOU SEE THE VAN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT? EMAIL US AT EDITOR@DOVER-DEPRESS.CO.UK.

ACTUALLY DON’T BOTHER, WE’RE PRETTY SURE IT WAS BOMBS.