Locals were left devastated this week when a lorry that wasn’t from this country and was therefore in actual fact FOREIGN took a wrong turn and nothing else of interest happened.
The FOREIGN truck was spotted having difficulties in a village just outside Dover, after blindly following an out of date sat nav.
Several villagers are reported to have suffered minor inconvenience and hedge damage.
One local haulage enthusiast told us “You always see those b****y FOREIGN trucks around at the moment. Scourge of the countryside they are. Them and turbines. Wouldn’t mind so much if it were an English lorry. You know where you are with them.
“Frankly it’s a miracle that none of the people stood outside taking photos on their smartphones instead of doing something useful like helping the driver turn around, were hurt.”