FUNKY MONKEY to own ALL Dover businesses by 2018
Plans were unveiled today for the ambitious scheme that would see the popular nightspot bringing every business in the town
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SUPERHEROES want PIZZA the action!
The Dover Depress can EXCLUSIVELY report that the town’s very own crime fighting pizza guys have HAD ENOUGH of the
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TERROR as Dover PLUNGED into darkness
Dover was thrown back into the Dark Ages last week as a small localised area of the town was without
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BREAKING House for SALE
The Depress can today EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL that there is a HOUSE for SALE in the Dover area.
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Can we guess which Dover school you went to?
Really? Is this what it’s come to?
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CRACKDOWN continues as police raid DRUNK DEN
Hundreds of drunks will spend the night behind bars after being picked up in a raid conducted by Dover’s new
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