PICTURES: DTIZ spotted in local woods
Photos submitted to the Depress are clearest proof yet that the elusive beast exists, claims local snapper.
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OUTRAGE as humans aren’t only species in Dover
Dover residents were fuming today when it was discovered that there are other ANIMALS living in the town, sometimes near people.
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FURY as it turns out things aren’t exactly as they used to be
A war of words has engulfed the letters page of the Dover Depress, as a poll shockingly revealed that things
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E-PETITION to jettison Dover into channel gathers pace
An e-petition calling for official government recognition of a scheme to use explosives to disconnect Dover from the mainland has
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TURMOIL as Deal mail gets delayed
Royal Mail have today announced potentially disastrous service changes to grip areas of Deal.
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AMAZING SCENES as lorry gets it wrong
Locals were left devastated this week when a lorry that wasn’t from this country and was therefore in actual fact
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